STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!

Howdy, my long-lost pals.

So, how do I explain my abandonment of all my (nonexistant) fans out there in blogdom? Well, I don't. I don't have to justify myself to you bastards. Just kidding. I've just been insanely busy this semester. Averaging about four hours of sleep a night is not exactly conducive to engrossing online witticism.

The good news? I got the internship I've been lusting after. It's as a cook at this upscale restaurant that two of my instructors used to work at. So congratulate my soon-t0-be minimum wage ass.

I get to find an apartment. In the next five weeks. Finally, my own place! (And yet another facet to my poverty. But soo worth it.) So the line forms here, fellas!

Thats the abridged version, folks. Work and school, school, school. OH, and also nursing myself through falling in love with a married man. (Rest assured that nothing's actually happened. I do have scruples.) I'm just shamelessly self-destructive, is all. I do occasionally have fantasies of connecting with some funny, cute, smart, kind man who's actually available, but those moments are fleeting.

any advice from the formerly love-lorn? I could use some.

Till next time, my lovelies.